Ah, the revered yoga girl. You’ve seen her out sipping chai tea, sporting her booty-hugging Lululemons with her messy post-yoga hair. She appears light and breezy with an air of sensuality.
Even though you’re thinking about what you could do with her flexible body, she’s much more than a pretty asana. Before you embark on this spiritual endeavor, or just try to get her out of her yoga pants, there are some things you should know.
Here Are 7 Things You Should Know Before Dating a Yoga Girl
Yoga girls are definitely a unique breed that stand apart from the rest. At the same time, yoga girls are just like everyone else. They tend to get stereotyped a lot, so check out the facts you should know . . .
1. She’ll Want to Know Everything
Look, yoga girl wants to get real with you. She wants to know about your life, challenges, dreams, hopes, fears, and more. She doesn’t have time for small talk, games, or any other bullsh*t. Keep it 100 with her whether it’s a hookup or a LTR (Long Term Relationship). Go deep (conversationally, of course) or go home.
2. She’ll Ask: “Do You Yoga, Bruh?”
If you’re not already unrolling your mat and striking your best Warrior II, yoga girl will encourage you to do so. She wants you to experience all the amazing benefits yoga has to offer and be part of her sacred practice. The Spiritual Goddess wants her Spiritual King. She’s looking for her spiritual match.
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3. She’s A Queen, Hold the Drama
Even though yoga girl might be a recovering hot mess, this yogini does her spiritual self-work. She’s composed and in control of her emotional state. She’s not going to lose her cool, gossip about others, or start sh*t with you.
If you f*ck around with her and take advantage of her, you’ll find yourself unfollowed, unfriended, deleted and blocked from her life. Disclaimer: she is still imperfectly perfect, and will lose it from time to time.
4. She’s Feeling Herself
Yoga girl has taken a good look at herself. She is aware of her emotional and physical strengths and weaknesses. She embraces and celebrates her mind, body, and soul. She’s rocking everything from her curvaceousness and sassy attitude to her beautiful mind.
Though her confidence is unwavering, she will humbly tell you she’s a work in progress and might occasionally enjoy checking out her booty in the mirror.
5. She’ll Need You to Shut the Hell Up
Gentlemen, don’t say any variation of, “Wow, I bet you’re flexible.” Just don’t. She’s already heard it from every guy who finds out she’s a yoga girl. When a dude hears a girl does yoga, he immediately wonders about the probability of her doing the splits on top of him. Don’t be a d*ck.
6. You’ll Have to Get Used to Unfamiliar Terms
Chakras, universe, asana, and energy are some terms you’re gonna have to get used to hearing if you’re going to date a yoga girl. She has a sacred outlook on life, and will communicate in terms you may or may not have heard before.
She might do or say things that weird you out. Perhaps you see her meditation spacefull of crystals https://www.yogiapproved.com/life-2/5-healing-crystals/, tarot cards, spiritual deities, sage and other exotic objects. Just roll with it . . . you might just learn something and enjoy yourself.
7. You’re Gonna Catch All the Feels
Yes, she’s been hurt and dragged through the mud a couple times! But yoga girl keeps her heart chakra open for the right people. She is particular about whose energy she’s around. If you have a good aura, she might just let you into her world.
Yoga girl isn’t scared to catch feelings for the right spiritual warrior, but if you have a “feels phobia” you can keep your asana away. On the flip side, if you’re ready to experience some magic, step right up!
Get Ready! Dating a Yoga Girl is Magical
Gentlemen, yogini’s are a special breed. If you treat your yoga girl like a goddess, she will treat you like a king. She might even balance your chakras in the process!
Remember what the late great Bob Marley said, “If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy.”
I haven’t always been the confident and self loving person I am today. Once upon a time, I was much more fit, extremely obsessed with my body and put too much energy and emphasis on my appearance.
Simply put….I had some issues!
A man in my life at the time knew I was ridiculous about my bodily obsession. He knew me better than most people. He knew that the most beautiful parts of me were not my rock hard abs but my beautiful intellect, wild spirit and tender loving heart.
Instead of simply saying I was over the top about my body & my weight he took action.
He’d pinch me.
He’d pinch the fattest parts of my body- on a daily basis! Sometimes he’d say, “I love it”….sometimes he’d say nothing at all and sometimes he’d say something like, “Jessica, you’re beautiful, you’ve got a hot body. You could gain 30 pounds and I wouldn’t notice because it doesn’t fucking matter.”
I fucking hated it!
It made me mad.
I felt embarrassed that someone noticed my imperfections that I was so desperately trying to hide while I fixed them.
He’d just chuckle. He knew it drove me crazy but he also knew he had to keep it up to drive his point home.
Thankfully, it worked.
Years later, I’m a completely different woman valuing myself, my worth and body from a much healthier, compassionate and REAL perspective.
Sure I still have moments that I’m concerned about my appearance but overall I live by the words of Dr Seuss, “Those who mind, don’t matter. And those who matter, don’t mind”.
When I date….I want a man to pinch me, to know my body tight and jiggly, to see me with no makeup….to know the good and the not so good parts of me.
Because, it’s who I am. I’d rather have men know the real me and have them decide if they like me or not than the be fake and have them be head over heels in love with a facade.
My love life has never been better!
I am eternally grateful to this man!
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I fell in love with Jamaica three years ago when I first stepped off the plane and heard the locals say, “Welcome home”. I know they say that to everyone but those words spoke to my heart.❤️ The relaxed vibe, the beautiful and friendly people, the amazing food, white sand beaches and turquoise water are some of my favorite things. It’s also the fact that I can just be myself there….nobody really cares who you are, what you look like, what you do….I can just be. ❤️
No More Frauds.
Look, yogini’s want to get real with you. She wants to know about your life, challenges, dreams, hopes, fears, intellect…she doesn’t have time for small talk, games or any other bullshit. Keep it 100 with her no matter if its just a hook up or a LTR (Long Term Relationship). Go deep or go home.
Do You Yoga, Bruh?
If you’re not unrolling your mat and striking your best Warrior II….You’re probably going to be encouraged to do so. She wants you to experience all the amazing benefits yoga has to offer and be part of her sacred practice. The spiritual goddess wants her spiritual King. She’s yearning for her spiritual match.
A Queen without the Drama.
Even though she might be a recovering hot mess this yogini has been doing her spiritual self work. She’s more composed and in control of her emotional state. She’s not going to lose her cool, gossip about others and start shit with you. You fuck around with her and take advantage of her equanimous aka Unfuckwithable nature, you’ll find yourself unfollowed, unfriended, deleted and blocked from her life. Disclaimer: she is still imperfectly perfect feminine and will lose it from time to time.
This girl has taken a good look at herself. She is aware of her emotional and physical strengths and weaknesses. A Yogini embraces and celebrates her mind, body and soul. From her level of curvaceousness , sassy attitude, beautiful mind and not so sexy parts of her. Though her confidence is unwavering, she will humbly tell you she’s a work in progress and might occasionally enjoy checking out her own booty in the mirror.
Hush Your Mouth.
Gentlemen, don’t say, “Wow, I bet you’re flexible”. Just don’t. She’s heard it from almost every guy she’s mentioned that she practices yoga to. When men hear that a girl does yoga, they think about the probability of her legs behind her head or doing the splits on top of him. Don’t be a douche. However, if you are blessed enough to find yourself in the Goddess’s bed then a, “Wow, yoga has really paid off for you” wouldn’t be a terrible idea!
Woo Woo Alter!
Chakras, universe, asana, energy are some terms you’re gonna have to get used to hearing if you’re going to date this divine diva. She has a sacred look on life and will communicate in this manner. She might do or say things that weird you out. Perhaps you see her meditation space full of crystals, tarot cards, spiritual deities, sage and other exotic objects. Just roll with it….you might just learn something and enjoy yourself.
Yes, she’s been hurt, broken hearted and dragged through the mud a couple times! Yet, she keeps her heart charka open for the right people. She is discerning about who’s energy she’s around. If your aura is good she might just let you into her world. She’s not scared to catch feelings for the right spiritual warrior. If you have a “feels phobia” you can keep your asana away. But if you’re ready to experience some magic, step your Shiva self over here.
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